The Impeachment of Richard J. Trump

Ok, so in this play, we have 3 characters: Their names are:

1- Richard Trump, combing Richard Nixon & Ivanka Trump… no Donald. lol

2- Gerald Pence, which is a morphing of Amerika’s greatest Vice President to become President, after a resignation happened, Gerald Ford & stupid Mike Pence. & Gerald Pence, of course, was born Leslie Ann Jones the 3^rd.

3- Bernie Carter, of course is Bernie Sanders playing the role of a lifetime, Jimmy mfn Cartier.

Ok Last time I’m making this case, then I’m moving forward.

So Richard Trump was a shitty President, did some illegal shit, and was about to be impeached by the House of Representatives at the end of July 1974, so Richard Trump quickly rushed into action, & quit his job. After quitting, Gerald Pence gets power, finally, after all of these years… his “First, Indiana, Then the White House, then Earth, then Solar System, then Galaxy, then the entire Universe” plan, was working out perfectly.

At the end of July 1974, Richard Trump was embattled, cornered, like a corrupt criminal rat, and on August 9, 1974, Richard Trump resigns… never to return, ever again! The Amerikan people lost confidence in the US government, especially Richard Trump & his political party. Gerald Pence wasn’t democratically elected, and the people knew that. They knew that Gerald Pence’s presence is only there in order to allow despotism to continue, forever & ever, since he pardoned Richard Trump, a war criminal. But Gerald Pence could carry a sentence, & an interim government was necessary, before the real government was formed, the one elected by the American people, in November 1974.

Richard Trump & the Republican Party lost the confidence of the American people because of that whole embarrassing impeachment/resignation thing. A cold November 1974 saw 49 Republicans get fired from their jobs by the mid-term elections. Then Gerald Pence had to battle it out with a Super Revolutionary House of Representatives, wasn’t able to get much done, then Bernie mfn Cartier became President, November 1976.

Then Marijuana became legal across the land, and the people were happy.

Moral:

Gerald Pence was President for nearly two whole years, but Gerald Pence didn’t get anything worth remembering accomplished, BUT maybe that’s okay, since the US still survived, and he didn’t have any fucked up scandals that ruined his administration too. But ultimately, the loss of confidence that accompanied the impeachment/resignation of Richard Trump, ushered in a veto-proof Democratic majority in the House of Representatives, who could introduced any Constitutional Amendments that they wanted to.

Then in November 1976, Bernie Carter became the President of the United States of Amerika, and promptly, stopped The War.

Tulsi Gabbard for President, 2020